Sunday, November 20, 2011

Objet du Jour

Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints by Accoutrements.

Product Features:
--Protect yourself from vampire attacks with these potent Garlic Mints.
--Each 2" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred mints guaranteed to give you the kind of garlic breath that will send vampires scurrying back to their coffins.
--Warning: consistent use of Garlic Mints may have a negative impact on your social life.

Listed on Amazon.Com under Grocery and Gourmet Food.

via Book of Joe



LeslieBee said...


Anonymous said...

The idea is very cool! But things like garlic, crosses, and holy water never seem to work very well. The vampire can deal with the pain and bite you anyway. --David Rot.