Swiss Army . . . Knife?

I'm all for functional, and especially multifunctional, but . . .

Isn't it wonderful? It's a collector's edition from Wenger, makers of the Swiss Army Knife. It contains every tool that has ever been included on a Swiss Army Knife, for a total of 85. It is 9" long and weighs 2 pounds, and can be had for a mere $1200 (special order from Wenger). Anyone Christmas shopping yet?

via Engadget